OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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