hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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