it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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