on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work