I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.