She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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