i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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