the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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