She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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