12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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