I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Duck Duck Cougar?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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