Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
