I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he wants to bone in the snuggie
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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