Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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