New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
