i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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