he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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