he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Randomize
