SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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