i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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