yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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