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• (770): View more from Georgia

  The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?

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  i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card

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• (407): View more from Florida

  he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around

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• (813): View more from Florida

  She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...

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• (925): View more from California

  He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Here's my first problem: I'm drunk

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.

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• (323): View more from California

  How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.

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