he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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