Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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