omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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