real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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