I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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