kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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