is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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