he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
the raccoons are back...
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