I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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