the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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