But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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