At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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