I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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