We're facebook friends in real life
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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