do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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