Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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