why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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