how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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