You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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