I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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