the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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