i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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