This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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