I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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