I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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