I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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