I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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