i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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