go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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