Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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