"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
