Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Just cropdusted the office
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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