My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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