Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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