Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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