just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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